things i am doing instead

So you tell women they can't have education and jobs and cars and all that and then you're like "Hey, wanna make out," and they're like "Sure, once you marry me and give me a house and goats and a guaranteed stable lifestyle because what else am I supposed to do?" And he's like "Uhh maybe just a kiss..." and she's like "You should have thought of that before you curtailed my opportunities, fool," and he's like "Damn." »

reblogged from feministing

On policy after policy, Obama began with grand, magnanimous concessions (see: offshore drilling) and waited in vain for reciprocation. He adopted center-right policies ... and was attacked as a radical secular socialist Muslim babykiller. Every Dem proposal, no matter how mild, has been a government takeover complete with confiscatory taxes, death panels, and incipient tyranny. The fusillade of lies began early and has continued unabated. »

Bring back Alex Mack! »

A Bad Case of the Brain Fags and other mental problems you probably won't get in America. »

weekend project

Waiting for the el.

Neville Longbottom is hot now. »

And he’s in Chicago tonight. Why am I sad? I’m going to be at the AMC on Ohio and Michigan while HE’S going to be meeting and greeting people about 4 blocks away at the AMC on Illinois and McClurg. There goes my one chance of marrying a wizard and having magical children…

made this last night, but with olive oil, thyme, red pepper, garlic, and serrano ham. yum. thank you smitten kitchen.

Every time James Wannerton hears or reads a word, he can taste it in his mouth. What is it like living with this extremely rare form of synaesthesia? He talks to Chrissie Giles about difficult menu choices, having to abandon French lessons and the importance of great-tasting friends. »